The sheltering system employed in designated NBDC relocation areas uses state-of-the-art human protection technology. Thanks to collaboration with the highly skilled engineering contractors of [REDACTED], NBDC shelters proudly boast metre-thick titanium walls reinforced by locally sourced African diamonds. Studies have proven that walls of this calibre are capable of withstanding close-range blasts from a regular ten-megaton nuclear bomb, causing as little as a two foot wide hole through to the other side.
The doors used in each sheltering complex are assembled off-site by [REDACTED], and use similar materials to that of the shelter’s walls. The locking system uses subdermal-microchip recognition technology to allow citizens access to safety, so don’t forget to make an appointment with the NBDC Health Service to have your subdermal recognition chip implanted below the wrist (with an extra backup at the base of the skull). Failure to be recognised by scans on entry will result in being turned away OTD, or in some cases prosecution for wasting of NBDC time and resources.
Signing up to secure your space in one of our shelters only requires that you fill out a short form and paying a modest non-refundable deposit of £600.50 (plus VAT). After two weeks of processing, NBDC Support will be in touch with a decision and level of amenities in your allotted shelter. Sign-up forms and further Terms & Conditions can be found at https://www.[nositefoundpleasecontactadmin404].co.uk
Note: New Birmingham Development Consortium has, and maintains, the right to turn away citizens (registered with a shelter space or otherwise) with notice no less than one minute(s) of arrival. New Birmingham Development Consortium also has, and maintains, the right to remove already settled and established residents of the shelter with notice no less than ten minute(s) of notice. Resistance of these decisions can, and will, be met with on-the-spot termination of the offending party(s).